You never forget. Ah, haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. From celebrity cameos to musical moments, from hidden jokes to insane trivia, this is the essential companion to golden age of The Simpsons. - Ah, I don't know. - No. Mr. -- "Homer's Triple Bypass" Homer's heart beats to the tempo of the Simpsons theme for a while, then stops. Oh, no. Here is a great collection of Simpsons Scripts . He keeps changing his name. Homer! Saturday 18 January 2003 01:00. - Homer! Oh, so that's his little game. I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety. Who's responsible for this? " Come on, Simpson. By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave. - What'd ya say, son? Not even enough to buy one beer. - If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken. His two epics, the Iliad and the Odyssey, were learned by heart, and wherever a Greek settled, he or she carried with him or her love for Homer. I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant. Supervising technician at the toxic waste dump. Some Assembly Required (The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes), Sister Act (ALVINNN!!! Mrs. - Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. I thought you were putting him down. - Get this Simpson character up here right now. Krabappel? - One, two, three. " Hold on. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk. Ladies and gentlemen, this plant is-- Oh, sit tight. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. Ouch! Your father's gone too! Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half. -Hey, you guys look hot. Homer! "Homer's Odyssey" is the third episode of the first season of The Simpsons. - Mmm, what the hey. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 21, 1990. And, uh, over here is our thermal regulator. It was written by Jay Kogen and Wallace Wolodarsky and was the first Simpsons script to be completed, although it was the third episode produced. Damn! And now, new business. - You'll get that punk someday, Moe. Uh-oh. Now there's a temporary solution. The song will be "john Henry Was a Steel Drivin' Man. - Hear me out, Simpson! There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the dips put together. I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years. First initials "I. Synopsis: This lavish small-screen adaptation of Homer's ancient epic--replete with Maltese and Turkish locations, state-of-the-art special effects, and many bronzed muscles gleaming with sweat--chronicles the voyage home of a Trojan hero, Odysseus King of Ithaca, and includes many more scenes of his faithful, beautiful wife Penelope dodging leering suitors at home than Homer ever composed! P. Dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show. Go, Dad! That's okay. He pukes on every bus ride. Next on the agenda. Hi. Please try not to shake the seat like that. Hey, Mama, where's my fries already? Here I come. I need money! I am an utter failure, and you'll be better off without me. Edit. Oh, funny you should ask, man. I don't care who I have to fight. - Is Mr. Our lives are at the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them, incompetent boobs. Burns. - What? Lights. - Approved. Krabappel! Woo! Out of work? Your dip sign, for instance. - Yes, Sherri and Terri. - Don't worry. Any new tattoos, Otto? A few measly cents. - Do you think you can cover me just this once? The Simpsons 1F14 - Homer Loves Flanders Episode Script. Freely! - Be careful. - How 'bout this? I'll take the job. Oh, I'm a little low on funds. Do it! Look at that man. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Of course, I'd have a lot less of those free minutes if you gave me the job. Da, da, da, da, da, da. I don't know what else to do. I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign! It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down doughnuts than doing his job. Someone ought to put a stop sign here. The rods make the water so hot it boils. And so, this plant harnesses the power of the atom so that we have the energy to run everything from your favorite video game to yummy cotton candy machines. Oh, I think I'll have another-- Oops. Now people won't be caught off guard by that little "mm-mmm" in the road. - Privately? Nothing's easy. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us, and I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe. Time: 19:43] Contributors Your first duty will be to step out on the balcony and tell that crowd this plant is safe. If they wanted the kids to see you sitting around on your butt and stuffin' your face, they'd take them on a tour of your house. - There he is! Whoa! 01x03 - Homer's Odyssey. hundreds of men are given The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? You're not as stupid as you look or sound or our best testing indicates. weapons and trained to kill. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you've always bounced back. We're gonna make you sing, Bart Simpson. Mmm. It's just like riding a bicycle. Cool. Book I Athena Inspires the Prince Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns … driven time and again off course, once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer%27s_Odyssey?oldid=147597. I'm a big, worthless nothing. Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation of making you sing in front of the class. 0 comments. - Those perfectionists? But, sir, if truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee. - We've been robbed! - Way to go, Homer. Ya know, I defy anyone to tell the difference between these donuts and ones baked today! A rare 16th-century edition of Homer’s "Odyssey" at the University of Chicago Library includes handwritten annotations in a mysterious script.. University of Chicago Library May 5, 2014, 7:49 PM UTC Ah. We're radioactive. "Homer's Odyssey" is an upcomingepisode ofThe Simpsonstelevision series. Homer’s Odyssey is a hilarious, intelligent and in-depth analysis of the greatest show on earth. Homers Odyssey Created By Matt Groening Developed By James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Co-Producers Al JeanMike ReissCo-ProducerLarina Jean AdamsonProduced By Richard Sakai Written By Jay Kogen&Wallace Wolodarsky Directed By Wesley Archer Executive Producers James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Starring Dan CastellanetaJulie Kavner Nancy CartwrightYeardley Smith Hank … So, now you know the whole true story of nuclear energy, our no longer misunderstood friend. He also brought you the speed bump, the dip sign, the 15 miles per hour speed limit on Main Street. If anyone has any information, please contact us immediately. How could you think of killing yourself? watch 01:20. We believe in you, Homer. That's it, Bart. EMBED (for wordpress.com hosted blogs and archive.org item tags) Want more? - All right, children. Huh. Oh, okay. Homer's Odyssey. Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately. Listen to me, ya lousy bum. Homer and Apu script After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. Welcome to the season 1 finale of The Simpsons, Some Enchanted Evening. Dad, eat something. - I'll get to work, but first I have to say good-bye to some friends. Hey. I'm a technical supervisor. The Iliad is set during the Trojan War, the ten-year siege of the city of Troy by a coalition of Greek kingdoms. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! Yeah! and the Chipmunks), Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician or whatever the hell you used to do. Bart and his class takes a field trip to the Springfield Power Plant. Ow! Tonight on Eye on Springfield Advanced embedding details, examples, and help! Watch The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 13 "Some Enchanted Evening" code U.S. viewers (millions) 1: 1 "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" David Silverman: Mimi Pond: December 17, 1989 He's tough to catch. There's only one thing we can do: Take advantage of the old guy. AKA: The Simpsons, Сiмпсони, Al shamshoon, Familja Simpson, Les Simpson We will tell you about our favorite parts and quotes, some easter eggs in the episode, fun facts and finish it off with a character profile. All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale. Yeah, Homer! Cool, man. Don't drop me. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire script It's Christmas time in the Simpsons household, and to hide the fact that he didn't get his Christmas bonus, Homer takes a second job as … - Excellent. We all know this is small potatoes. This guy's got the cleanest shirt I've ever seen. Count off. Don't be nervous. Hi, Rod. Meeting adjourned. Homer! You gotta sign my report card, Dad. I don't know, but I know someone who does. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. - Yes. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. Last one in's the rotten rod! They listened to me. - Yeah, Dad, you can do it! You think you can still do that kind of work? 05/17/98 22:56. just miles from your doorstep To your right, if you look through this window, you'll see where our water rejoins the rest of nature's biosphere. Don't give up, Dad. Bart! Oh. I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide to the strange and exciting world of nuclear power. Simpsons episode scripts: full transcripts, perfect for finding that exact quote or reciting with your buds! Hey, Wendell, you made it, buddy. - Proud? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen, boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do. - Can I pick the song? Hey, there's my dad. You sat around the house all day, but now it's Dufftime. I'll concentrate on my work now. I am no supervising technician. Hey, that's my pop up there! -Of course we're hot. But don't worry. Uh, Bart Simpson, sit down! Come find out what happens when Marge and Homer try to have a night out and a babysitter takes care of the kids. Yo, Homer! My grand momma loves to read these on the potty. In this episode, Homer becomes a crusader for safety in Springfield and is promoted to safety inspector at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Krabappel, not next to Wendell. Homer's Odyssey is the third episode of The Simpsons' first season, that originally aired on the Fox network on January 21, 1990. P. - What does incompetent mean? " Now get to work! When most people think of nuclear energy, they think of this. - Oh, hi, girls. Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit. Love, Homer J. Here's a good job at the fireworks factory. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. Maybe in here. I think after all these years I deserve an explanation. Whoa, easy! - I'm talking about that. - you did it, Homer. - Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent. - Homer Simpson! But what exactly is nuclear energy? It's got mustard on it. And the steams pins turbines that generate energy. Oh, why can't you be more like, uh, uh-- - Us, Mrs. Now do it! Hey, Dad! Homer (; Greek: Ὅμηρος [hómɛːros], Hómēros) is the legendary author of the Iliad and the Odyssey, two epic poems that are the central works of ancient Greek literature. - Coffee and maple logs in the lobby. Freely there? The Simpsons Instant Video. Oh, no. Look, there's our school again. Mrs. - The other-- - All in favor? I can't do it, Mr. Oh, hi, boy! What have I done? Simpson, I want you to rejoin our power plant family. HOMER THE ODYSSEY TRANSLATED BY Robert Fagles . "Homer's Odyssey" is the third full length episode of The Simpsons, that was first shown on the Fox network on January 21, 1990. -- Homer enjoys some donuts, ``Homer's Odyssey'' He asks if anyone has seen the kids on their field … Whoa! "The Simpsons" Homer's Odyssey subtitles. Wait a minute. Homer. Dear family. - Wow. But you can't depend on me all your life. I don't care who I have to face. Freely here? There were even a few doozies no one ever found out about. This morning I woke up with this one. Article bookmarked. This place could blow sky high. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. This clue was last seen on October 27 2020 on New York Times’s Crossword. I can only leave you with the words my father gave me: "Stand tall, have courage and never give up. - Gee, Dad's a hero. - I'm fine. Krabappel! Very little is known about him, but his transcended genius is vividly impressed upon his works. - Yeah, go for it, Dad. Hey, everyone! Now, class, remember. - Oh. Dad, watch out! Sure. Well, live and learn. - You've got the job. Well, it's no secret our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as " El Barto. Homer! I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. I'll check. Loaf time, the cable network for the unemployed. Safety? Woo! Oh, Homer. Gee, this guy's desk sure is big. Enough! Just a good, honest American who opposes wrongdoing and especially carelessness wherever they occur. Directed by Wesley Archer. We'll be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this. Take your seat, Bart. -- ``Homer's Odyssey'' Homer meanwhile is yacking and scarfing down donuts. EMBED. You know, Homer, you've always been such a good provider, but when we got married, Mr. However, in his second appearance, The Simpsons: There's No Disgrace Like Home (1990), he appears as having a yellow complexion, which remains throughout the rest of the series. And I was that boy. Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff -Duffbeer -Beer. - Sorry. - What? [ Screams ] They took Bart Simpson to the graveyard Oh, yeah, and every locomotive that comes rollin' by - Bart. [ Bell Ringing ] History Talk (0) Comments Share. Do it! After losing his job, Homer contemplates ending it all, until he discovers a … What should I-- Simpson, time's up. 1 Plot 2 Cast 3 Trivia 4 Appearances 5 Gags 6 Gallery Mrs. Krabappel takes Bart's class on a field trip to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Stay here. "Deep Space Homer" was written by showrunner David Mirkin and directed by Carlos Baeza.He based the episode on NASA's cancellation of the Teacher in Space Project, which sent civilians to space to increase public interest in the Space Shuttle program. Homers Odyssey “If they think I'm gonna stop with that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!” Homer Simpson "Homer's Odyssey" is the third episode of The Simpsons television series. - Hi, Daddy. Homer! We love you. The staff worried that sending Homer into space was too large an idea, and Simpsons ' creator Matt Groening said it gave them "nowhere to go". I can't let Marge support the family. Smithers first appears in the episode "Homer's Odyssey" where he is shown being apparently African-American. Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog so you won't scrape yourself or stub your toes or blow yourselves up. The Simpsons: Homer's Odyssey Script 6/15/89 Item Preview remove-circle Share or Embed This Item. - Says there lies a steel-drivin' man - Lord, Lord, oh, there lies a-- - Okay, Bart. - Hey, Bart dude. Yeah, Bart Simpson, we're gonna make you sing. Simpson. Berger promised I could come back to my old job anytime I wanted. And I say, this stinks! You'll find a job. -But, sir, I-- I don't want to hear about it, Mr. Simpson. He has the crowd in the palm of his hand. Bart! That's Homer Simpson, sir. - Otto, are you sure you-- - It's a shortcut, Mrs. This episode was the third to be produced, despite being the first to be written. Now, let's have even more fun. - No, sorry. Thank you. Oh, looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself. You're fired! Burns-- I said do it! And these are rods of uranium 235. TV Show Episode Scripts. Homer! Bart, sit down. I gotta get where the action is. P. Look what I found. Oh, I don't feel so hot. If you have any other question or need extra help, please feel free to contact us or use the search box/calendar for any clue. The Simpsons 1F02 - Homer Goes to College Episode Script. Trust me. Proud of what? Watch out, Springfield. There must be some beer here somewhere. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. - Freely. No can do. Bart Simpson! Homer searches for a new job without success. Wait a minute. And I vow to continue spending every free minute I have crusading for safety! - Homer! Shh. No offense, Wendell. "[ Theme ] [ Chorus ] The only reason I'm telling you this is I'm going to be leaving you. - Nothin'. Well, how 'bout a dip in the pool? W-Why not? On this page you will find the solution to Singer in Homer’s “Odyssey” crossword clue crossword clue. 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